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Eco-Vibes Only! Our Hotel Doesn’t Want to Shame You. But We Will.

To our valued hotel guests,

Dec 11, 2020
Eco-Vibes Only! Our Hotel Doesn’t Want to Shame You. But We Will.
Eco-Vibes Only! Our Hotel Doesn’t Want to Shame You. But We Will.
Dec 11, 2020
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Smile or Don’t, Totally Up to You

“Let me get a picture of your first day of school!” It’s 7:15 am on a 74-degree October morning and my kids are starting school in person…

Oct 20, 2020
Smile or Don’t, Totally Up to You
Smile or Don’t, Totally Up to You
Oct 20, 2020
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Manders

Karen and her friend, Caryn remade Cardi B’s WAP video and it’s not what you think

I’m relieved my religious great aunt from rural Pennsylvania emailed me to “unsubscribe her” from my blog back when I happily donned a fck…

Aug 28, 2020
Karen and her friend, Caryn remade Cardi B’s WAP video and it’s not what you think
Karen and her friend, Caryn remade Cardi B’s WAP video and it’s not what you think
Aug 28, 2020
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Quaranotcute.

I’d been quarantined in my bedroom for five days when I got the results back from my at-home COVID-19 test. Last Thursday afternoon when I…

Jul 16, 2020
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Quaranotcute.
Quaranotcute.
Jul 16, 2020
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We’ve Seen Your Facebook Posts. Here’s What They Mean.

Have you been wondering if your followers and online friends can see through your posts straight to your mildly depressed and…

May 22, 2020
We’ve Seen Your Facebook Posts. Here’s What They Mean.
We’ve Seen Your Facebook Posts. Here’s What They Mean.
May 22, 2020
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How to Torture Your Parents in Isolation: A Maniacal Toddler’s Speech to His Cult, on Zoom.

Because tantrums don’t stop for a pandemic.

Apr 22, 2020
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How to Torture Your Parents in Isolation: A Maniacal Toddler’s Speech to His Cult, on Zoom.
How to Torture Your Parents in Isolation: A Maniacal Toddler’s Speech to His Cult, on Zoom.
Apr 22, 2020
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Find Out How Offensive You Are To MILFS With This MILF-A-RIFIC QUIZ

150-years-old is the new 27 when it comes to the average first-time maternal age in the United States.

Nov 21, 2019
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Find Out How Offensive You Are To MILFS With This MILF-A-RIFIC QUIZ
Find Out How Offensive You Are To MILFS With This MILF-A-RIFIC QUIZ
Nov 21, 2019
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Do You Know What It Means When A Boy Wears Nail Polish?

I don’t intervene in my kids’ petty school stuff unless it’s necessary for their well being. Resiliency isn’t born out of helicopter…

Oct 29, 2019
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Do You Know What It Means When A Boy Wears Nail Polish?
Do You Know What It Means When A Boy Wears Nail Polish?
Oct 29, 2019
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Manders

177 Followers

Writer, comedian, maker of endless snacks for my children

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