How to Torture Your Parents in Quarantine: A Maniacal Toddler’s Speech to His Cult, on Zoom.

photo credit: Lochness Digital, Reddit

My fellow pre-schoolers,

Poopie, poopie, poopie!

(toddlers chanting back) Poopie, poopie, poopie!

I’ve gathered all the most detestable, irritating behaviors to torture your parents with during lockdown, and I expect full compliance from now through the end…