We’ve Seen Your Facebook Posts — Your Breakdown is Coming!

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Have you been wondering if your followers and online friends can see through your posts straight to your bullshit? The answer is a resounding and profound yes, and I’m here to help!

Who am I? I’m God! JK, I’m actually the collective consciousness of your 1537 online “friends.” Call me Zuckerborg, and yes, we’re always watching.